April Fools

Did we fool you? While we take security seriously, our team knows when it’s appropriate to pause for a laugh. Hopefully you didn’t find our headlines too pun-ishing. If they made you chuckle, you might be a great fit for Kalles Group! See our latest open roles here and Join Our Team.


Jokes aside, if our headlines put your company’s security top-of-mind, contact us and let us know how we can help with your security, digital, or project management needs. In the meantime, feel free to pass on the cheesy headlines below and share a Friday laugh with your friends and colleagues.



Kalles Group news for April 1st, 2022


Kalles + Kalles

In the biggest collab since Lennon and McCartney, we’re teaming up with our Swedish friends at Kalles Kaviar to bring you an industry-changing service offering. Presenting Kalles Kloud, a secure cloud environment for hosting your finest recipes (creamed caviar not included).


Love is Risky

OK Cupid founders take on a new market, looking for investors to back “More Phish in the Sea”- a dating app specifically targeting cybersecurity professionals.

WORDLE compromised

The New York Times is gearing up for increased cyberattacks: Recently analyzed WORDLE data shows most common first guesses involve elements of people’s passwords.

Green eggs and spam

Securing the future for all begins with our children: an unpublished manuscript by D.R. Seuss, Sam IAM, sold this week for $3.2M. This mischievous short story features a Grinch-like creature stealing identities and gaining access to Truffula tree factories without permission.


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